French fashion power house Louis Vuitton have put the chic into sheaths today, as they announce the launch of their Louis condom line. Kind of.
The designer contraceptive has been trending on Twitter, despite not actually being one of Louis’ own.
All the wrappings of fashion? For $65 you can stay safe in style (and look like a right whopping poser) Louis Vuitton ???????????
Holy sheath! Louis Vuitton make condoms? Err, no, not really... Louis Vuitton ?
Style kings Louis Vuitton may wish to tap into the Valentine’s market though, by sprinkling a little bit of Louis? love into an official LV condom collection. It certainly gets people talking (and the rest).
Priced at $65 for ONE (that’s ￡40 to those of us who prefer to use pounds) this LV-esque love doesn’t come cheap, and that’s before you factor in the shipping.
At that price you can only hope they throw in some free Louis lube (or ‘Loub’) while they’re at it too. Hell, they could even sign up cobbler the stars Mr Louboutin and make a whole sexy fashion franchise out of it…maybe not.
Read all about it HERE: Are fake 'Louis Vuitton' condoms the most fashionable thing to be seen in when you've got nothing on? ?
They wouldn’t be the only label to sex up their collections. Designer Marc Jacobs included a lorra $1.50 latex in his 2008 line calling his condoms "Remember Safety First” (and style second, yeah?).
Holy Sheath Part 2: The LV condoms may be a joke but Marc Jacobs released ￡1 condoms in 2008 ?
Christian Louboutin has put the actual SEX into sexy shoes too, with the launch of the Sex shoe (NB how many times can we say ‘sex’ in one sentence). We’d very much like to see Victoria Beckham in them – head here for pics Want to know what the Beckhams want this Valentine's? .
Degen have not only kick started New York Fashion Week, but they’re single-handedly pushing for a return of witty knits (ahem) accessorizing their sweaters with knitted boobs, naturally.
Thanks to Degen's Fall 2012 show, Sweater Breasts are back en vogue, and in your wardrobe!? Getty ?
Oh good, another udderly ridiculous fashion trend - nipple necklaces? Will you? WILL YOU!? Rex ?
And check out Oz label BlackMilk who have taken the phrase ‘flashing the flesh’ a little too literally and designed a pair of $75 meaty muscle leggings. Tasty.
Leg o' ham or big style sham? BlackMilk.com have designed a pair of meaty leggings for $75 - hear that GaGa?
Which is the weirdest trend? Have a vote below and let us know if you’re actually tempted to try any of these weird and wonderful trends, after Lady Gaga does, obvs.
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